Khondo-chitro

1.
Physics er coaching.
Swapanbabur baritey.
Bhodrolok osombhob sharp, bhison serious. Kothay bartay, chokher chaunitey onar rashbhari bhab-ta ar tikhno intellect fete beroy.
Aj obdi amader keu ekta jokes crack koreni onar samney. Porano-ta bujhtey na parley jiges korar agey du-bar dhok giley ney je keu.
Uni kono khatay lekhen na onar notegulo, poratey poratey dami loose-paper ber koren A4 size-er, tatey ekta kalo gel pen diye lekhen chhoto chhoto horofey.
Lekhagulo-o onar i moto ekta chapa ujwwalata niye jege thakey.

2.
Ami aj bhangbo.
Amader society ta bherua.
Amra sob kechor moto bukey ghosey hete jai.
Conductor khuchro na diley gali dey, bike-ola khekiye othey rasta na chharley.
Manush nei amra ar, beral hoye gechhi, indur hoye gechhi rastar.
Bhangbo ami ei dapot.
Rastay namiye debo sob sala key dhorey dhorey.

3.
Uni porachhilen.
Heisenberg-er Uncertainty Principle.
Ekta konar goti ebong obosthan eksathey nirbhulbhabey jana jay na. Goti joto nirbhulbhabey janbo, obosthan jantey toto bhul hobey.
Ghorey pin porley sona jabey. Sudhu onar bojrogombhir swar.
Sudhu A4 paper er opor futey uthchhey nikhut kalo achor.
Greek bornomala sesh hoye aschhey.
Ghorer chardiker somosto bookshelf theke takiye achhe russian, german, french mathematician ar phycisist-ra.
Choddo-ta chhele meyer matha humri kheye porechhey onar lekhar opor, mugdho, mugdho mononibesh.

E dapot ami bhangbo.

4.
Chair chhere uthechhi, chair ta ahoto jeno ei opomaney, kokiye uthlo.
Onar bojrogombhir konthoswar, kapeni kothao.
Uncertainty bojhachhen, uncertainty!
Uthey gechhi boro bookshelf tar dikey, amar mathar upor koyek haat uthey gechhey seta.
Thasa bideshi boitey.

Hichrey prothom tanta marlam.
Oporer rack theke koyekta boi khosey porlo.
Porano theme gechhey (ha ha)
Ponero jora chokh amar dikey.
Abar taan merechhi, ebar sob sokti diye, porchhey porchhey ...
Ultey jachhey shelf-ta, opor theke somosto boi khosey porchhey, dhulo dhulo..
Molat chhirey, pata chhirey neme aschhey boi er dhol, himobaher moto
Ar tar pichhoney kyarkyar korey neme aschhey shelf ta

"KII KORCHHO TUMI!!!!!!"
(ha ha ha)
dapot dapot
Porer almari ta dhorey taan merechhi ebar
Swapanbabu chhitkey uthey porechhen chair theke
Bismoy ar raag
Ghrina ar obiswas
Chokh jwalchhey onar .. odbhut odbhut
Ami haschhi omolin hasi, moner bhetor theke nishpap, jhoro haway pagoler hasi
Uni chhutey aschhen amar dikey, parchhen na, boi topkey, almari topkey
Choddota chhele meyekey topkey
Arekta almari neme elo, onek folder chhilo etey, loose paper, bodhoi notes
Seeter jhora patara - neme aschhey - sara ghor jurey - sada, brownish.. silpo ha ha silpo
Uni esey gechhen kachhey, haat bariye amar chul dhorar chesta korchhen, jama
Chhitkey sorey gechhi, bataser moto durbar ami aj
Urey gechhi pray sesh almari tar dikey
Fela jachhey na etakey, atkey jachhey dorjay
Boigulokey dhorey dhorey chhurey felchhi
Swapanbabu ekta khil tuley niyechhen dorjar paas theke
Beparoya ghorachhen
Amay miss korey gelen dada, arai inch

Dorja diye beriye porechhi
Dotolay onar bedroom, stri achhen, chhoto dui chhele
ha ha ha ha ha
Uthey jachhi uthe jachhi siri diye, konodin uthini

Ghorey dhokar somoy dum korey dhakka kheyechhi dorjay
Onar stri chul achrachhilen dressing table ey
Paper weight ta missile
Ayna hese uthchhey, khil khil korey
Sohosro protipholoney chiruni dhora mukh
Bismoy ar bhoy
Ar chitkaar

Uronto TV, konodin dekhenni physics professor
Sirir opor theke neme elo
Chokitey sorey gelen, khipro
Picture tube-er burst korar sobdo, madhu madhu
Bachha-ta kadchhey
HA HA HA
Swapan babu bosey porechhen, sirir nicher dhaptay
Onar dikey urey jachhey gochha gochha ful, tob somet
Ar sobdo, misti, norom, dhongser sobdo.

Ar neme aschhey santi, proti ta janlar kacher sathey,
Proti-ta kacher dish-plate er sathey

Ar ami dotolar baranda theke lafachhi rastar opor
Ar mochkano pa niye dourochhi ... kono byatha nei amar
Kothao kono jontrona nei ar..