Interview

Jonoiko TV sangbadik bhablen je keboli amra celebrity der deke eney koyekta norom gorom prosno kori. Dorsok-ra sudhu hattali den moncher bairey theke. Kenona amra ekta program chalu kori jekhaney interview hobey aam-admir.
Projojok gaigui korlen ektu, tarpor raji hoye gelen 4 ti soptaher jonno. 4 ti soptaho, proti sukrobar ratey 9 ta theke 10 ta kono ek aam-admir ekti korey interview. Hoito joley gelo poisa ta, kintu sangbadik mosai-er namei news-channel ta choley, tai sahos korlen na chotatey.
Lucky-draw korey bachhai korben bhebechhilen prothomey, tarpor arektu dustu buddhi khello sangbadik er money, Telephone directory theke chokh bujey angul diye jakey pabo, takei deke anbo thik korlen.

Prothom din elen ek asi-urdho briddha. TRP-er bhabna sikey tuley suru holo interview.

- Apnar naam ta jodi amader dorsok der janan.
- Srimoti Suhasini Halder.
- Nomoskaar, srimoti halder, bari kothay apnar?
- Belghoria.
- Apnar sonmondhey kichhu janan amader.
- Amar boyos hoyechhey.
- Ok .. hah ha .. er cheye nischoi arektu besi bolar achhey apnar? Suhasini-debi?
- Ki jani baba, nijer sonmondhye bhabley etai prothomey money asey.
- Achha besh, nahoi boyos hoyechhey, tatey ki, apni to ekhono dibbi sustho achhen. Kibhabey nijer sorir ta rakhlen jodi amader dorsok der janan.
- Sorir ki bhabey rakhlam?
- haan, maney ei je fitness apnar, ekhono hete choley berachhen, onekei to parena..
- Sotti bolchi janina baba, sorir sorirer moto thakey, ami amar moto...
- Eta ekta odbhut kotha bollen, boyoser sathey sathey ki ei alienation ta maney duratwo-r bodh ta toiri hoyechhey apnar?
- Ta duratwo ektu berechhey bapu, jokhon notun biye hoye esechhilam sorir ar ami, ami ar sorir dujoney eksathey thaktam, tarpor astey astey dekhlam tomader meso dorjay sekol tolar porey ghorey je thakey se sorir ar chhadey chander aloy eka eka je hatey se ami, ar taroporey ...
- Maph korben, ahem, eta asoley family channel, amra ektu amader chhotto bondhuder kothao mathay rakhbo...
- O achha .. ta tumi-i to baba eisob sorir torir boley suru korley..
- na maney asole ami onyo ekta philosophical aspect theke egochhilam, ta suhasini debi apni porasuno kotodur korechhen?
- Matric obdi porechhilam, tarpor biye hoye gelo
- Tarpor ar kokhono ichhey koreni portey?
- Na baba, oi iskuler porar theke onek besi boi porechhi jiboney, master-er boi dekhey reading pora suntey ar ichhey hoini kokhono...
- Tai! boi porechhen apni? ki boi porten?
- Ja hatey petam, sorot-bonkim-michael-dinobondhu, kokhono dosyu mohon, sherlock holmes, treasure island -er onubaad, rabindranath. Tarpor holo giye somoresh basu-sankar.. idaning natir kaachh theke niye tintin-o porey feli...
- bhison impressive, ei je eto kichhu poren apni, kon choritro ta apnar sobcheye kachher money hoi?
- era sobai amar boro kachher baba, erai to amar sob
- Apni ki boltey chaichhen apnar poribar -key apni kokhono kachhey panni sebhabey?
- Tara boddo besi kachhey thakey jano, money hoi ektu durey gele hoito bhalo hoto..
- Apnar chhele-meye, nati-natni rao hoito ei onusthan dekhchhey, tader hoito ekotha suntey kharap lagbey!
- Ki jeno boley...
- maph korben?
- arey ki jeno bolo tomra? porey jay ghono ghono?
- aan? oh.. TRP?
- haan haan .. oi .. TRP porey jabey bolchho amar?
- ha ha ha .. nischoi noi, amra asha korbo emon hobey na..
- sotti kotha boli baba, o niye amar ar kichhu jay asey na, sarajibon rakhar chesta korechhi TRP, sobar mon jugiye jugiye kotha bola, diney du bela ranna korey porikkhar result beronor moto korey sosur-bhasur-bor-chhele-der mukher dikey takiye thaka ... ekhon ar kichhu asey jay na
- Bujhlam, kintu suhasini-debi, apnar bhoron-poshon to ajo onaderi hatey
- ber korey debe bolchho bari theke..
- na na ebhabey keno bolchhen?
- ki jani baba, saradin to tomader tokko-bitorko suni tv-tey, tomader konta humki ar konta sonka bujhtey boro golmaal hoye jay. Tobey se jai hok na keno, ber korey dileo bisesh jay asey na jano!
- sotti bolchhen? kintu rasta-y neme asa ekebarey, apni hoito sebhabey kokhono barir bairey beronni
- Amar sorir-ta beroyni
- oh! ar money money apni ..
- sara prithibi ghurechhi.. ora bhabto meyemanush, jano, janlar dharey bosleo khota, ek gola ghomta tene ghurtam barir bhitor, kintu amar boi-er modhye, dui molater bhetor ki achhey ora bujhtona. Sekhaney ami rodey-joley purey ghurey beratum, ghaser upor suye thaktum du haat du pa chhoriye, biliti night-club-ey saheb-der gola joriye gaan gaitam. ha ha ha, ora bhabto bouma sudhu ranna korey, bhabto bouma baro posh menechhey...
- konodin money hoini, je ebar ekta bodol ana dorkaar?
- money hoto, kintu ki korbo bolo, hatey to keu bonduk tuley deyni!
- bujhlam, maobadi-der ki chokhey dekhen?
- bonduk bollum boley bolchho? ki jani baba, ami ekta manusher hatey bonduk dhora bujhi, onek manush hatey bonduk dhorley money hoi eta raag noi, raajniti.
- besh. Ar rajniti tey je ei protidin khun-kharapi hochhey ekey ki bolben?
- ami ki bolbo bolo baba, ami tomader moto gonyo manyo manush noi, ekhaney to dekhi roj du-charjon korey asen ar boley jaan, je tader doler lok khun hochhe, othocho tnara santi bojay rakhchhen, esob suney mojai lagey.
- ki money hoi, kobey thambey esob?
- se tomra jano bapu, amar ar besidin noi, tuk korey paliye jabo, byas santi tarpor.
- porojonmey biswas koren?
- Srikrishno bolechhilen. Buddha-o bolechhen. Eksomoy biswas kortum. Tokhon money hoto porer jonmey jodi ekta chorai pakhi hoye jonmai, tuk tuk korey lafiye berabo. Ekhon ar kichhui manina. Money hoi ebar sesh kor bapu, onek holo.
- Ar iswar? Iswar-o manen na?
- Konodin bujhlam na tini achhen boley, sarajibon ful-fol dilam, koto prarthona korey elam, kichhu purno holo, besirbhagi holo na. Kintu sotti boltey ki jano, bisesh kichhu elo-gelo na. Ekhon money hoi, eto pondo-srom na korleo cholto.
- sesh prosno. Ponchas bochhor ager desh key apni dekhechhen, ajker desh key dekhchhen, ponchas bochhor porer bharat kemon hobey boley money hoi?
- borojor America hobey bodhoi, tar besi kichhu hobey na.
- wow! ar ki hotey parto?
- ki jani baba, oto buddhi nei amar, tomra bhebo, bhebe bolo, ar ki hotey parto.
- Ojosro dhonyobad Suhasini-debi.
- dhonyobaad.
- bhalo thakben.
- haan baba, amay kharap rakha boro kothin je.

TRP temon darayni program-er, rating bolchhey kono age-group er manush i sebhabey neyni onusthan-ta. Producer mosai ekta muchki hese sangbadik-er pith chaprey dilen,
- It was a good idea though..
- hmm

Kintu sangbadik mosai key kothao jeno chhuye gelo interview ta. Ratribela gari chaliye bari firtey firtey onar money holo je jiboney prothombar ekta roktomangser manusher interview nilen jeno. Tarpor o onekdin mathay ghurto burir kothagulo, ar majhey majhey onyo-monosko gholatey chokh duto cheye thakto onar dikey, bolto,
"ebar sesh kor bapu, onek holo."