Saturday, November 20, 2010

Khondo-chitro

1.
Physics er coaching.
Swapanbabur baritey.
Bhodrolok osombhob sharp, bhison serious. Kothay bartay, chokher chaunitey onar rashbhari bhab-ta ar tikhno intellect fete beroy.
Aj obdi amader keu ekta jokes crack koreni onar samney. Porano-ta bujhtey na parley jiges korar agey du-bar dhok giley ney je keu.
Uni kono khatay lekhen na onar notegulo, poratey poratey dami loose-paper ber koren A4 size-er, tatey ekta kalo gel pen diye lekhen chhoto chhoto horofey.
Lekhagulo-o onar i moto ekta chapa ujwwalata niye jege thakey.

2.
Ami aj bhangbo.
Amader society ta bherua.
Amra sob kechor moto bukey ghosey hete jai.
Conductor khuchro na diley gali dey, bike-ola khekiye othey rasta na chharley.
Manush nei amra ar, beral hoye gechhi, indur hoye gechhi rastar.
Bhangbo ami ei dapot.
Rastay namiye debo sob sala key dhorey dhorey.

3.
Uni porachhilen.
Heisenberg-er Uncertainty Principle.
Ekta konar goti ebong obosthan eksathey nirbhulbhabey jana jay na. Goti joto nirbhulbhabey janbo, obosthan jantey toto bhul hobey.
Ghorey pin porley sona jabey. Sudhu onar bojrogombhir swar.
Sudhu A4 paper er opor futey uthchhey nikhut kalo achor.
Greek bornomala sesh hoye aschhey.
Ghorer chardiker somosto bookshelf theke takiye achhe russian, german, french mathematician ar phycisist-ra.
Choddo-ta chhele meyer matha humri kheye porechhey onar lekhar opor, mugdho, mugdho mononibesh.

E dapot ami bhangbo.

4.
Chair chhere uthechhi, chair ta ahoto jeno ei opomaney, kokiye uthlo.
Onar bojrogombhir konthoswar, kapeni kothao.
Uncertainty bojhachhen, uncertainty!
Uthey gechhi boro bookshelf tar dikey, amar mathar upor koyek haat uthey gechhey seta.
Thasa bideshi boitey.

Hichrey prothom tanta marlam.
Oporer rack theke koyekta boi khosey porlo.
Porano theme gechhey (ha ha)
Ponero jora chokh amar dikey.
Abar taan merechhi, ebar sob sokti diye, porchhey porchhey ...
Ultey jachhey shelf-ta, opor theke somosto boi khosey porchhey, dhulo dhulo..
Molat chhirey, pata chhirey neme aschhey boi er dhol, himobaher moto
Ar tar pichhoney kyarkyar korey neme aschhey shelf ta

"KII KORCHHO TUMI!!!!!!"
(ha ha ha)
dapot dapot
Porer almari ta dhorey taan merechhi ebar
Swapanbabu chhitkey uthey porechhen chair theke
Bismoy ar raag
Ghrina ar obiswas
Chokh jwalchhey onar .. odbhut odbhut
Ami haschhi omolin hasi, moner bhetor theke nishpap, jhoro haway pagoler hasi
Uni chhutey aschhen amar dikey, parchhen na, boi topkey, almari topkey
Choddota chhele meyekey topkey
Arekta almari neme elo, onek folder chhilo etey, loose paper, bodhoi notes
Seeter jhora patara - neme aschhey - sara ghor jurey - sada, brownish.. silpo ha ha silpo
Uni esey gechhen kachhey, haat bariye amar chul dhorar chesta korchhen, jama
Chhitkey sorey gechhi, bataser moto durbar ami aj
Urey gechhi pray sesh almari tar dikey
Fela jachhey na etakey, atkey jachhey dorjay
Boigulokey dhorey dhorey chhurey felchhi
Swapanbabu ekta khil tuley niyechhen dorjar paas theke
Beparoya ghorachhen
Amay miss korey gelen dada, arai inch

Dorja diye beriye porechhi
Dotolay onar bedroom, stri achhen, chhoto dui chhele
ha ha ha ha ha
Uthey jachhi uthe jachhi siri diye, konodin uthini

Ghorey dhokar somoy dum korey dhakka kheyechhi dorjay
Onar stri chul achrachhilen dressing table ey
Paper weight ta missile
Ayna hese uthchhey, khil khil korey
Sohosro protipholoney chiruni dhora mukh
Bismoy ar bhoy
Ar chitkaar

Uronto TV, konodin dekhenni physics professor
Sirir opor theke neme elo
Chokitey sorey gelen, khipro
Picture tube-er burst korar sobdo, madhu madhu
Bachha-ta kadchhey
HA HA HA
Swapan babu bosey porechhen, sirir nicher dhaptay
Onar dikey urey jachhey gochha gochha ful, tob somet
Ar sobdo, misti, norom, dhongser sobdo.

Ar neme aschhey santi, proti ta janlar kacher sathey,
Proti-ta kacher dish-plate er sathey

Ar ami dotolar baranda theke lafachhi rastar opor
Ar mochkano pa niye dourochhi ... kono byatha nei amar
Kothao kono jontrona nei ar..

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Interview

Jonoiko TV sangbadik bhablen je keboli amra celebrity der deke eney koyekta norom gorom prosno kori. Dorsok-ra sudhu hattali den moncher bairey theke. Kenona amra ekta program chalu kori jekhaney interview hobey aam-admir.
Projojok gaigui korlen ektu, tarpor raji hoye gelen 4 ti soptaher jonno. 4 ti soptaho, proti sukrobar ratey 9 ta theke 10 ta kono ek aam-admir ekti korey interview. Hoito joley gelo poisa ta, kintu sangbadik mosai-er namei news-channel ta choley, tai sahos korlen na chotatey.
Lucky-draw korey bachhai korben bhebechhilen prothomey, tarpor arektu dustu buddhi khello sangbadik er money, Telephone directory theke chokh bujey angul diye jakey pabo, takei deke anbo thik korlen.

Prothom din elen ek asi-urdho briddha. TRP-er bhabna sikey tuley suru holo interview.

- Apnar naam ta jodi amader dorsok der janan.
- Srimoti Suhasini Halder.
- Nomoskaar, srimoti halder, bari kothay apnar?
- Belghoria.
- Apnar sonmondhey kichhu janan amader.
- Amar boyos hoyechhey.
- Ok .. hah ha .. er cheye nischoi arektu besi bolar achhey apnar? Suhasini-debi?
- Ki jani baba, nijer sonmondhye bhabley etai prothomey money asey.
- Achha besh, nahoi boyos hoyechhey, tatey ki, apni to ekhono dibbi sustho achhen. Kibhabey nijer sorir ta rakhlen jodi amader dorsok der janan.
- Sorir ki bhabey rakhlam?
- haan, maney ei je fitness apnar, ekhono hete choley berachhen, onekei to parena..
- Sotti bolchi janina baba, sorir sorirer moto thakey, ami amar moto...
- Eta ekta odbhut kotha bollen, boyoser sathey sathey ki ei alienation ta maney duratwo-r bodh ta toiri hoyechhey apnar?
- Ta duratwo ektu berechhey bapu, jokhon notun biye hoye esechhilam sorir ar ami, ami ar sorir dujoney eksathey thaktam, tarpor astey astey dekhlam tomader meso dorjay sekol tolar porey ghorey je thakey se sorir ar chhadey chander aloy eka eka je hatey se ami, ar taroporey ...
- Maph korben, ahem, eta asoley family channel, amra ektu amader chhotto bondhuder kothao mathay rakhbo...
- O achha .. ta tumi-i to baba eisob sorir torir boley suru korley..
- na maney asole ami onyo ekta philosophical aspect theke egochhilam, ta suhasini debi apni porasuno kotodur korechhen?
- Matric obdi porechhilam, tarpor biye hoye gelo
- Tarpor ar kokhono ichhey koreni portey?
- Na baba, oi iskuler porar theke onek besi boi porechhi jiboney, master-er boi dekhey reading pora suntey ar ichhey hoini kokhono...
- Tai! boi porechhen apni? ki boi porten?
- Ja hatey petam, sorot-bonkim-michael-dinobondhu, kokhono dosyu mohon, sherlock holmes, treasure island -er onubaad, rabindranath. Tarpor holo giye somoresh basu-sankar.. idaning natir kaachh theke niye tintin-o porey feli...
- bhison impressive, ei je eto kichhu poren apni, kon choritro ta apnar sobcheye kachher money hoi?
- era sobai amar boro kachher baba, erai to amar sob
- Apni ki boltey chaichhen apnar poribar -key apni kokhono kachhey panni sebhabey?
- Tara boddo besi kachhey thakey jano, money hoi ektu durey gele hoito bhalo hoto..
- Apnar chhele-meye, nati-natni rao hoito ei onusthan dekhchhey, tader hoito ekotha suntey kharap lagbey!
- Ki jeno boley...
- maph korben?
- arey ki jeno bolo tomra? porey jay ghono ghono?
- aan? oh.. TRP?
- haan haan .. oi .. TRP porey jabey bolchho amar?
- ha ha ha .. nischoi noi, amra asha korbo emon hobey na..
- sotti kotha boli baba, o niye amar ar kichhu jay asey na, sarajibon rakhar chesta korechhi TRP, sobar mon jugiye jugiye kotha bola, diney du bela ranna korey porikkhar result beronor moto korey sosur-bhasur-bor-chhele-der mukher dikey takiye thaka ... ekhon ar kichhu asey jay na
- Bujhlam, kintu suhasini-debi, apnar bhoron-poshon to ajo onaderi hatey
- ber korey debe bolchho bari theke..
- na na ebhabey keno bolchhen?
- ki jani baba, saradin to tomader tokko-bitorko suni tv-tey, tomader konta humki ar konta sonka bujhtey boro golmaal hoye jay. Tobey se jai hok na keno, ber korey dileo bisesh jay asey na jano!
- sotti bolchhen? kintu rasta-y neme asa ekebarey, apni hoito sebhabey kokhono barir bairey beronni
- Amar sorir-ta beroyni
- oh! ar money money apni ..
- sara prithibi ghurechhi.. ora bhabto meyemanush, jano, janlar dharey bosleo khota, ek gola ghomta tene ghurtam barir bhitor, kintu amar boi-er modhye, dui molater bhetor ki achhey ora bujhtona. Sekhaney ami rodey-joley purey ghurey beratum, ghaser upor suye thaktum du haat du pa chhoriye, biliti night-club-ey saheb-der gola joriye gaan gaitam. ha ha ha, ora bhabto bouma sudhu ranna korey, bhabto bouma baro posh menechhey...
- konodin money hoini, je ebar ekta bodol ana dorkaar?
- money hoto, kintu ki korbo bolo, hatey to keu bonduk tuley deyni!
- bujhlam, maobadi-der ki chokhey dekhen?
- bonduk bollum boley bolchho? ki jani baba, ami ekta manusher hatey bonduk dhora bujhi, onek manush hatey bonduk dhorley money hoi eta raag noi, raajniti.
- besh. Ar rajniti tey je ei protidin khun-kharapi hochhey ekey ki bolben?
- ami ki bolbo bolo baba, ami tomader moto gonyo manyo manush noi, ekhaney to dekhi roj du-charjon korey asen ar boley jaan, je tader doler lok khun hochhe, othocho tnara santi bojay rakhchhen, esob suney mojai lagey.
- ki money hoi, kobey thambey esob?
- se tomra jano bapu, amar ar besidin noi, tuk korey paliye jabo, byas santi tarpor.
- porojonmey biswas koren?
- Srikrishno bolechhilen. Buddha-o bolechhen. Eksomoy biswas kortum. Tokhon money hoto porer jonmey jodi ekta chorai pakhi hoye jonmai, tuk tuk korey lafiye berabo. Ekhon ar kichhui manina. Money hoi ebar sesh kor bapu, onek holo.
- Ar iswar? Iswar-o manen na?
- Konodin bujhlam na tini achhen boley, sarajibon ful-fol dilam, koto prarthona korey elam, kichhu purno holo, besirbhagi holo na. Kintu sotti boltey ki jano, bisesh kichhu elo-gelo na. Ekhon money hoi, eto pondo-srom na korleo cholto.
- sesh prosno. Ponchas bochhor ager desh key apni dekhechhen, ajker desh key dekhchhen, ponchas bochhor porer bharat kemon hobey boley money hoi?
- borojor America hobey bodhoi, tar besi kichhu hobey na.
- wow! ar ki hotey parto?
- ki jani baba, oto buddhi nei amar, tomra bhebo, bhebe bolo, ar ki hotey parto.
- Ojosro dhonyobad Suhasini-debi.
- dhonyobaad.
- bhalo thakben.
- haan baba, amay kharap rakha boro kothin je.

TRP temon darayni program-er, rating bolchhey kono age-group er manush i sebhabey neyni onusthan-ta. Producer mosai ekta muchki hese sangbadik-er pith chaprey dilen,
- It was a good idea though..
- hmm

Kintu sangbadik mosai key kothao jeno chhuye gelo interview ta. Ratribela gari chaliye bari firtey firtey onar money holo je jiboney prothombar ekta roktomangser manusher interview nilen jeno. Tarpor o onekdin mathay ghurto burir kothagulo, ar majhey majhey onyo-monosko gholatey chokh duto cheye thakto onar dikey, bolto,
"ebar sesh kor bapu, onek holo."

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Dialogs 1

- keno?
- janina
- karon to ekta achhey
- sob kichhur karon hoyna
- taley ebhabei?
- haan
- othocho ki sundor chhilo suruta
- eromi hoy
- kintu kintu
- kono kintu nei ar
- firiye ki ana jay na?
- Dhonuk theke berono teer ki fere?
- upoma rakho
- upoma to tumi bhalobastey
- ar basina
- keno
- karon upoma sudhui olonkar, sotti noi
- sotti-ta ki
- sotti holo ajker dinta, sotti holo ei muhurto-ta
- ar er agey? er agey kono sotti chhilo na
- hoito chhilo, kintu aj seta mithye hoye gelo
- bangla cinemar moto sonachey
- bodley nao channel
- bodleo mukti nei, jotoi ghorai sei eki program, eki-eki
- ki korbey taholey? pull the plug?
- sahos nei oto
- se jani
- sotti? jantey? boloni kintu etodin
- ki hoto boley, bodlatey tumi?
- na, kintu ektu bhorsa petam. Jantam je tumi bojho.
- oh, setai taholey karon! Ami bujhi na?
- hoito
- ki achhey bojhar boloto? sotti korey?
- amakey.
- ke tumi? eto baro duniyay tomar moto koto lokkho koti manush. Tumi ki khub alada tader theke?
- na, noi, ami taderi moto
- taholey, alada korey bojhar moto kichhu roilo ki?
- roilo.
- ki?
- roilam ami, amar somosto ekgheyemi niye, somosto cliche onubhuti niye, sob-kota paka chul ar haphanir taan niye. Je amikey ami bhalobasi. e jonney noi je ami ek keuketa, e jonnei je ami nijekey bujhi, e jonney je amar ami chhara ar keu nei.
- oh, somobedona chaichhiley? tomar byartho jiboner pithey buliye dewar haat?
- somobedona sobdota baro koster, mon kharap hoye jay
- taley ki bolbo? bhalobasa?
- nah bhalobasa-ke tene eno na. Bhalobasa jayna amay, ami jani
- ki korey janley?
- nijeke aynay dekhi ami roj, dekhar chesta kori tomar chokh diye, sudhu ghenna uthey asey, sudhu ga-gulono bhab
- ghenna?
- ar ar morey jawar ekta ichhey
- palanor ichhey?
- sob kichhu chhere, ei sobhyota, shopping mall, board room, guha manober moto
- ar ami?
- tumi?
- amakey rekhey diye jete ichhey korey? ei vat-ey?
- tomay? kintu tumi to ... tumi to sundor..
- haan, sudhu aynar samney daraley
- darao? tumio?
- amar iccheygulo ekdom tomar moto hoye jay
- tomaro? palatey ichey korey?
- thak se kotha...
- na na, bolo..
- ki hobey... borong balo, cha bosai? boddo gumot bairey..
- haan .. bosao, ar sono... aj jodi bristi hoi, ektu khichuri korbey rattirey?