"Esey gechhey ... sokalbelaaaaaaar rodduur, ar sokalbelar roddurer protiti 2 ghontar pack er sathey binamulley peye jan 5 minuter nihsobdo jyotsnaaaaaaa
bidhisommoto sotorkikoron: otirikto roddur sebon labonyer pokhye khotikarok, roddur kenar agey sunscreen company-r nothipotro porey rakhun."
- Aro ekta bigyapon, achha panchkori, program gulo kothay?
- program boltey sir?
- program maney jegulo dekhtey bosey birotitey ei bigyapon gulo asar kotha...
- ogulo bondho hoye gechhey sir, ekhon sudhu bigyapon
- jah! erom hoy naki? lokey sudhu bigyapon dekhbey keno?
- lokey program dekhto keno?
- program er modhye entertainment achhey
- misti pug er hata ki kom entertainment?
- program ey gaan hoto
- "You and I" - aha aha
- reality show hoto
- sonen ni? - "surf, paray paray challenge.."?
- golpo thakto
- "Ekdin ekta zoozoo beriyechhey bou key niye gari chepe. Onek onek dur jabar por rastay dekhey ke jeno ekta dariye, zoozoo potni to obak, boley "lalipago, okhu usnad dibalisa?" ...." - jomiye debe sir, mojiye debe
- bhabnar khorak thakto
- konodin bhebe dekhechhen hasi koto rokom hoi, alto hasi, polka hasi, arogyer hasi, bijoyir hasi... aro koto koto .... last ey mobile phone er hasi tuku sudhu upohaar dilam amra ... ki darun ekta thought bolun to, excellent lagey amar jotobar dekhi...
- kintu asoley to sob i ekta product bechar jonno?
- se to sir apnar puro cinematai asoley cinemata bechar jonno!
- na na, kothao ekta golmaal hochhey, karjokaron ta guliye jachhey... cinema toiri hobey bhabna ta fotanor jonno, lokey dekhbey ticket kete seta upori paona... karon ta prokash, fol ta taka.
- bigyaponey karon tao taka, fol tao taka. Aro honest approach holo kina?
- honest kikorey hobey? hotey bolchhi complete man kintu asoley portey bolchhi raymond er suit. eta ki honesty holo?
- hehe, oporadh neben na sir, mukhe mukhe tokko ... kintu mukhey bolchhi bachhadutor train dekha ki sundor kintu asoley bolchhi apnakey matinee ticket ta katun, etao to sir honesty holo na.
- ki jani panchkori, jukti hisabey temon felna noi, kintu kothao jeno mantey atkachhey. Taley ki bechakenai sob holo jiboney?
- chhoto mukh boro kotha sir, ahem.. madam key raji korate je apnar koto khosechhilo PC chandra-tey, bill gulo to amar haat diyei .. hehe
- PANCHKORIIII
- sorry sorry sir, dum korey beriye gechhey sir, amar je ki bodobhyes hoye gechhey na tata phone ta nebar por .. sudhu bokbok sudhu bokbok, bsnl niye nebo sir, tower fower hawa .. puro speak-ti not sir ...
- ....
- raag korlen sir?
- ...
- o sir?
- hmmm
- raag korlen sir? ektu lipton tea futiye debo sir?
- tomar .. tomar .. tomar ei saradin brand brand brand .. eta ekta biroktikor iye ekta ..
- s-s-s-sorry sir, baad din borong .... ki jeno bolchhilen sir? o haan... jibonta ki sudhui kenabecha? darun bolechen kintu sir, jai bolun, ekdom apnar mastercard er bangla punchline .. he he ... "jibonta ki sudhui kenabecha? hoito noi, jodi hoi? songe rakhun mastercard" ... he he ... excellent lagbey .. "
- ektu tv theke beriye eso panchkori, jibonta sudhu kotokgulo jinis potro noi, ektu bhabo...
- bhabi sir, roj bhabi,... kintu jinispotrer bairey je ki, setai bhebe uthtey parina
- keno parona? jibonta pahar-porbot, nodi-somudra, dukkho-bhalobasa, jonmo-mrityu, akash-batash..
- iswar er banano jinis .. kintu 'jinis' to, sir!
- manusher banano surf-soda to noi!!!
- manusher opor apnar eto raag keno sir?
- iswar to taka chan na esober bodoley!!!
- takar opor apnar eto raag keno sir?
- karon taka manushkey chhoto korey.
- baro-lok korey bolei jantam sir...
- ....
- raag korlen sir?
- ....
- o sir?
- ....
- sotti ebar BSNL niye nebo sir...
- achha, tomar tomar kokhono money hoi na? tumi morey gele ki hobey?
- roj money hoi sir, roj rattirey bhabi sir...
- ki? ki money hoi?
- oi.. morey gele ki hobey sir...
- ki hobey boley money hoi?
- samsung er notun LCD tv ta ... isss .. investment ta joley jabey sir..
- ar ki money hoi?
- reliance er 300 ta share ey kinechhilam sir, "subject to market risk.." bou ta sure thik somoye bechtey parbey na, loss kheye jabo sir
- ar tomar? tomar ki hobey money hoi na?
- egulo to amari sir..
- kintu egulo to tumi nao, eisob bad diye je tumi, tar ki hobey boley money hoi???
- tar jonno kono chinta nei sir...
- keno? keno suni?
- se ar nei sir, apnar oi bigyaponer birotir moto sir.. biroti-tai program ar program tai biroti hoye gechhey sir ....
- .....
- sir? o sir? ei rrrey! o sir!!!!!
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